ASL? Lyrics

I fell in love online with a singer,
I’ve been checking her page on Myspace every day without fail, messaging her.
But there’s one minor detail that I forget to tell, I’ve never met the girl.
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I feel lame, speaking to her every day on Facebook ain't the same.

OMGZ, LOL, :), XX - How has my love life come to this?
I used to think of myself as a bit of a ‘Jack the Lad’,
but now I’m tapping chicks by Email and it’s fucking sad.
She makes me ROFL when I chat to her on MSN
and I’m sad when she gets picture comments from other men.
When I see that little box pop up on Facebook chat, I change my status to a <3,
she probably thinks I’m a twat.

They scream and they shout when the lights go out (give a round of applause)
My jaw hit the floor when she played that encore, we’ve seen her play before.

I listen to her music, iTunes’d it.
I feel stupid, I’ve been shot through the E-heart by internet cupid.

I feel shitter when her Twitter status tweets @some dude,
and when she posts a blog I give her kudos based on her mood.