Monologue Song Lyrics

I like glitter
And sparkly dresses
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
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I like baking
And things that smell like winter
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
Lalala Lalala

I like writing songs about
Douche bags who cheat on me
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue

I like writing their names in the songs
So they're ashamed to go out in public
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue

Lala Lalalalala
This is
My musical monologue

You might think I'd bring up Joe
That guy who broke up with me on the phone
But I'm not gonna mention him
In my monologue

"Hey Joe! I'm doing real well!
Tonight I'm hosting SNL"
But I'm not gonna brag about that
In my monologue

Lalala Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Lalala

And if your wondering if I might
Be dating the werewolf from Twilight
*Hi Taylor*
I'm not gonna comment on that
In my monologue

Lala Lalalalala
This is
My musical monologue

*looks around stage*

You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue
*sigh*

But there's nothing more to say
Cuz' everything's okay.
I've got security lining the stage!

It's my SNL monologue

Lala Lalalalala
This is
My SNL monologue
Lala Lalalalala

That was my SNL monologue